Summer Plans

A post or two or so idk ago I mentioned having some exciting plans for the summer that I would reveal in the next (last) week. As with typical ‘me’ fashion I didn’t mention anything about them last week whatsoever because I wasn’t actually doing those plans like I expected.

However, as of today I have begun to enact on said plans and am in a position to share them with you lovely people. Sit tight and shutup, kids. Continue reading


At the moment, I’m writing the next Jasper&Lucas sketch. I’m not going to tell you what it’s abo- oh go on then

It’s about selling out. If you watch these shorts closely and not just for the sheer hilarity which is present, then you’ll see that they all have a distinctive theme. At least that’s what I was getting at. Just for the sake of selling-out (see! everything fits), I’ll post each sketch again, RIGHT HERE on this post!

All you have to do is click that little tag at the end. Come on, it’s not hard. There will also be more content. Promise. Continue reading

Looking Ahead

It’s been a while since I last posted.

At least I think it has been. I didn’t actually check when the last post was made or what it was, I just clicked on to the ‘My Stats’ page from my favourites bar and dived in to writing another one. If it’s been a few weeks then please forgive me – I’ve had exams. If it hasn’t, then hello.

One of the highlights of the year for millions of 16-year-olds across the UK is the extended summer which we all receive once we finish our GCSE exams (for me, that’s Monday). We’re all on study leave right now, actually, meaning we only go into school if we have an exam. Normally I would just be finishing up another Spanish lesson and heading off to Maths, but since all my exams in both subjects have been completed I am instead lying in my bed half-dressed typing furiously away at my poor old laptop.

Indeed, it is an exciting prospect – summer, that is. Traditionally schools close at the end of July but we get an extra month to do with as we please. For the first time in a very, very long time, we have a huge holiday with nothing to worry about. No further exams, no summer projects set by school – just pure freedom.

Well, there’s college, but still. Continue reading

How To Be a Preteen

We all know them.

They’re arrogant. They’re small. They’re irritating. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I’m talking about those bloody preteens.

You may recall that a little while ago (5 months) I made a video about how to be a teenager. Despite being quite long I was extremely proud of it and it marked a shift in content on my channel – i.e. from utter shit to occasionally-somewhat-half-decent. Fortunately, other people seemed to think so too, and there are still people at school who will make a reference to it and remark that “that’s one of the ways for how to be a teenager!”. Such things are incredibly heartwarming because it shows that something you spend a lot of time on (the better part of an afternoon) is catching on to people. Continue reading

The End is Here

This is the end.

Hold your breath and co-

Hello wonderful people. This appears to be another instance where I have forgotten that I possess a blog and have subsequently neglected it for quite some time.


However, fear not, for I have made my triumphant return amongst much fanfare (imagine some horns blowing half-heartedly)! The end is nigh people, and I have come to share tales of wisdom.

No, I’m not talking about the General Election result. While that also signals the (likely) end of the UK as we know it, this is on a far more serious matter – yet a matter which is still national. My GCSE exams begin tomorrow. Continue reading

A Date With God and Satan

This one has been in the works for a while.

Specifically since around the time we made Laugh Track. Myself, Lucas and some friends were spitballing ideas for sketches in a Drama lesson once we had finished all our work. We were all so young, hopeful and idealistic – “these things are gonna be huge!”

To be fair, the channel and viewer count for sketches are growing with each new release. Since we made Custody Battle back in February, the channel has had almost 40 new subscribers, which is fantastic. Since both of those were pumped out relatively quickly and in a similar timeframe, myself and Lucas were under the impression that we would make a ton of these really quickly. It’s been almost two months since the last one. Continue reading